


Fat Cake: Sam's Version of Lip Gloss

by Multi-Shipper Girl



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2010-01-20
Updated: 2010-01-20
Packaged: 2013-10-04 20:42:41
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 793
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5683309/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1662816/Multi-Shipper-Girl
Summary: ONE-SHOT: So do you think you really know Samantha Puckett? Think again.





	Fat Cake: Sam's Version of Lip Gloss

**Title: **Fat Cake Sam's Version of Lip Gloss  
**Author:** Miss. Creativity  
**Disclaimer:** I do not own iCarly. Dan Schnieder does. I do not also own the song, Lip Gloss. Lil Mama does.  
**Summary:** Do you think you really know Sam? Think again.  
**Author's Note:** I was going to have this to be Carly, but I changed my mind and like using Sam instead, so I hope the rest of you do to. Just to let you know, this is happening while I'm bored, so beware of the crazy-ness. Please read and review!

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Fat Cake: Sam's Version of Lip Gloss  
**Author: Miss. Creativity**

**Chorus:  
**What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know bout Sam?  
What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know?

They say my Fat Cake is delicious, my Fat Cake is pink

I don't even know what I'll do if they will go extinct

What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know bout Sam?  
What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know?

They say my Fat Cake is pink, my Fat Cake has a creamy filling

I just eat it at my house while I am just chilling

**Verse 1:**  
I eat Fat Cakes cause I'm worth it  
Carly says to eat low fat, but they're not so perfect  
I have no job so I get one to buy Fat Cakes so I work it  
If there were no Fat Cakes in the world, I'll eat nothing  
Oh, oh, oh, I can't live without my Fat Cakes  
Maybe, when I grow up, I could learn how to bake  
They won't be the same, they'll just be a fake

That is one nightmare that I really hate

**Chorus:  
**What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know bout Sam?  
What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know?

They say my Fat Cake is delicious, my Fat Cake is pink

I don't even know what I'll do if they will go extinct

What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know bout Sam?  
What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know?

They say my Fat Cake is pink, my Fat Cake has a creamy filling

I just eat it at my house while I am just chilling

**Verse 2:**  
When it's time for lunch, I begin to rock  
I opened my locker that was once locked  
So mouth-watering, so tempting it is a virtual thing  
Loving the Fat Cake universal  
Everyone loves it so much, that they can't speak  
It's a good thing that Fat Cakes are cheap  
It ain't my fault  
I don't have the moooney  
What are you going to do now hoooney?

**Chorus:**  
What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know bout Sam?  
What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know?

They say my Fat Cake is delicious, my Fat Cake is pink

I don't even know what I'll do if they will go extinct

What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know bout Sam?  
What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know?

They say my Fat Cake is pink, my Fat Cake has a creamy filling

I just eat it at my house while I am just chilling

**Bridge:  
**Cause my Fat Cake is tasty, is tasty, is tasty, is tasty  
Cause my Fat Cake is tasty, is tasty, is tasty, is tasty

**Verse 3:  
**Sittin in Study Hall thought I was in trouble  
Principal Franklin called me on the loudspeaker on the double  
I stepped in his office like, "Yes, Principal Franklin?  
He's like, "Sam, I saw there are a lot of Fat Cakes in your locker,  
And I was wondering where to get them, since I am a shopper."  
Cause I admit that Fat Cake is tasty, is tasty, is tasty.  
He ain't fronting

And, uh, I'll be loving it  
I be, I be using it, and uh  
I be licking it, I be licking it, and uh  
I be eating it, I be, I be eating it  
It'll be in my mouth, so tasty, my Fat Cake

**Chorus:  
**What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know bout Sam?  
What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know?

They say my Fat Cake is delicious, my Fat Cake is pink

I don't even know what I'll do if they will go extinct

What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know bout Sam?  
What you know bout Sam, watcha, what you know?

They say my Fat Cake is pink, my Fat Cake has a creamy filling

I just eat it at my house while I am just chilling


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